How to be as vain as a peacock(the easy,12-way path)

• Be mysterious(by making faces)
• Have a secret identity
• Wear deep blue(for me blue is the only black)
• Learn how to cook
• Never cook
• Spread rumors
• Say no instead of yes
• Say yes instead of no
• Never shave(men only)
• Never say never(women only)
• Play nice.Play naughty.Play cool.Play scum.Play bored.Play all you can.All playing is good.
• Be mysterious(by being silent or by licking your own nose)